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bluemeanies:

whydoihaveablog:

This woman is 4 days overdue with twins and tries to dance her babies out to The Black Eyed Peas’ “Let’s Get it Started”.

This is so cute that I forgot that women who are 9 months pregnant make me really uncomfortable because of some weird, psychological issue I have, I’m sure. I forgot to be uncomfortable until she lifted up her shirt and I started to cry/melt/give up because I think I saw an outline of one of the babies and it was awful.

I hope the Mom and Dad stay together forever and I hope their babies are cuter than a vague outline presented on taut human skin.

I guess we’ll find out if the type of music played during pregnancy makes a difference with these two.

*dying with laughter*

  1. ramblings-of-a-madman reblogged this from whydoihaveablog
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  3. jocelynplease said: Oh my God. Her belly is so big and so creepy and I just don’t want twins. Ever.
  4. thaswhatshesaid reblogged this from whydoihaveablog and added:
    disturbing, yet adorable.
  5. stryker said: hubby’s understanding of “urban culture” means a crips bandana and the black eyed peas.
  6. someorangesonfire- reblogged this from thetroublesofmyownskin and added:
    these guys are gonna be amazing parents ehheheggagahahahah
  7. jessicasjunk reblogged this from bluemeanies and added:
    *dying with laughter*
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  11. hidandelion reblogged this from rhymeswithjulie and added:
    i’m going to blame mallery. that’s my excuse. that’s why i’m getting such a kick out of this right now.
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